rtrixie:

In 15 years, Juggalos will be recognized as a religious group and as such they will be the only ones exempt from laws against face paint that makes you undetectable to facial recognition cameras.

(via psshaw)

wenevergotusedtoegypt:

When it comes down to it, the fundamental difference between the various movements of Judaism is not how observant their followers are on a left-to-right spectrum, but how they answer the question, “What is the Torah?” Everything else is merely a natural consequence of the differing answers to that question.

(via fandomlordandmaster)

lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

My favorite movie.

(Source: attackofthebteam, via vampireapologist)

shakescene:

shakescene:

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

(via notveryopulentdesigns)

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

thegayngerzone:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Put up with my Rick Moranis blogging or my bloodlust will become insatiable and I’ll have to make ASMR YouTube videos about my collection of Ghostbusters toys. 2019 is about being my authentic self and he’s fucking insufferable.

Roswell I read this and my nose started bleeding please stop

*gently clacking two plastic Slimers together*

who you gonna call

svnburns:

humans are only capable of feeling three emotions: come on eileen, nobody by mitski, and fourth of july by sufjan stevens

(via akaclairetemple)

cyberjock:

oborolover:

were you a runescape gay or a maplestory gay

adventure quest gay

(Source: karnalesbian)

ajanigoldmane:

I am REALLY skeptical of that story tho about Elites Drinking Young Blood via Ambrosia because that is 100% just blood libel rebranded for the modern era.

And if it IS real please yall fucking say capitalists not elites because once again for the 4th time “ELITES DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE YOUTH” is 100% antisemitic dog whistle language and you should try to not spread that shit uncritically

(via hearth-fucker)

lovelytaakitz:

Lup: oh, whatcha got there? flowers? you gonna go in the lab and research them? you big NERD

Barry: actually, they’re for you

Lup, voice cracking: oh okay

Taako, watching this exact exchange happen for the 50th time: